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How to Be Alone: If You Want To, and Even If You Don't

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The former Sex & Relationships Editor for Cosmopolitan and host of the wildly popular comedy show Tinder Live with Lane Moore presents her poignant, funny, and deeply moving first book.

Lane Moore is a rare performer who is as impressive onstage—whether hosting her iconic show Tinder Live or being the enigmatic front woman of It Was Romance—as she is on the page, as bot
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Paperback, 224 pages
Published November 6th 2018 by Atria Books
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Berit☀️✨
Nov 09, 2018 rated it really liked it
Shelves: 2018, net-galley
An authentic and raw memoir told with humor and honesty....

For anybody that has ever felt lonelier in a room full of people than they would if they were Buy themselves.... this is not a self-help book it is a memoir... Lane Moore has laid herself bare in these poignant essays about human connection... from a troubled child, to a tragic teenager, to a triumphant adult... Lane Moore has struggled throughout with making connections that some of us take for granted....

I thoroughly enjoyed Lane’s ins
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Kendall

I am pleased that I was given the chance to read this book but I was left with confusion on what exactly I read. I felt that the message and title of the book was very misleading. I thought it was going to be about people that are alone and how to overcome the challenges that are associated with being alone. But, the story was focused primarily about Lane Moore's life and "not being alone."

I think that being "alone" can mean different things to different people and clearly I feel that the messag
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Joshunda Sanders
Nov 07, 2018 rated it it was amazing
This review originally appeared in Bitch Magazine:
Dear Lane,

Initially, I was skeptical about reading your memoir How to Be Alone: If You Want To, and Even If You Don’t. “How to be alone?” my lady brain snarked. “How to be in a relationship that lasts longer than six months is what I need.” I’ve been single for most of my adult life, and I’ve attended a lot of therapy about it. Despite the fact that there were 110 million unmarried people in the United States in 2016, it’s still hard to be a sin
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Etienne
Oct 29, 2018 rated it it was ok
A very misleading title/premise for this book. It has nothing to do with loneliness or solitary person, it’s more like a biography, very personal, about the author and her own experience with solitude/and not. Closer to a biography, no reflexion or explanation here. If you love this author/person you may enjoy it, but if you are looking for something to help yourself, this isn’t the right book!
Stella
Nov 06, 2018 rated it it was ok
So here's the thing. On paper, I think I am supposed to fall all over myself about this book. It's a series of essays from a 'comedian' who lives in New York and writes for publications I know and does comedy shows in places I frequent. But...in reality, I could not connect with this book.

Lane Moore is a talented writer, that's a fact. However I couldn't connect with these essays. With a title of "How to Be Alone" I assumed this would focus on empowering oneself to be an independent person, liv
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Tabitha
Sep 06, 2018 rated it it was amazing
*I received an advanced readers copy of this book, but all opinions are 100% my own.* How to Be Alone is the soon to be released book by Lane Moore. If you haven’t heard of her yet, I’m confident one day soon you will. Lane Moore is a comedian, musician, writer, and host of Tinder Live.

Though technically How to Be Alone is an autobiography, it’s more than that. Lane Moore’s book is touching, witty, and relatable. It discusses inadequacy, loneliness, longing for love, and finding your place in th
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Amanda Helling
Nov 11, 2018 rated it it was amazing
Utterly fucking delightful.

How to Be Alone is funny and intense. It was a quick read for me, I think... Or I got so lost in it that I had no idea time was passing. Either way, it felt quick (in the best possible way). Moore's approach to story-telling is down-to-Earth and so funny that I laughed out loud repeatedly.

I was hesitant at first about the vernacular style of the writing: that hesitancy wore off quickly. Reading Moore's words, I could imagine a real person talking to me, curse words an
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Audree Johnson
Nov 12, 2018 rated it it was amazing
I just finished this and I'm border-line ugly crying. I'm so thankful that Lane wrote this and put so much of herself in it no matter how hard it might have been. I feel seen in a lot of new ways and I felt encouraged by Lane's ability to see such beautiful things even through and in spite of the pain in her past. I wanted to be her friend before but now I ESPECIALY wish we were friends! She's rad, everyone should read this book. What a gift.
Lindsey
Sep 10, 2018 rated it it was ok
Like some of the other reviewers, I was disappointed to find that this book of essays focuses mainly, though not exclusively, on the author's search for a romantic relationship. I was expecting a collection about connecting with yourself and learning to enjoy spending quality time with yourself as a way of recharging from socializing. I identified with some of the author's struggles to connect with other people, and her desperate need for a secure attachment. However, the overall feel of the col ...more
Katherine Gypson
Sep 10, 2018 rated it it was amazing
Lane Moore has written the book I needed to exist. In some of the most raw, funny and kind writing I've ever read, Moore not only bares her life, she says the unpopular, uncomfortable truths about life today that need to be said. I rarely read books in one sitting but this was one of those experiences where it was more like meeting a fascinating, witty, honest person and just wanting the conversation to keep on going. I sobbed at the end of the book and truly consider the experience of reading i ...more
Jeimy
Jan 09, 2019 rated it did not like it
This book has 15 chapters. I only enjoyed two.

A couple of my issues with this book:

1. It feels like this author is whining for 80% of the book.

2.It is hard for me to understand why she stays in relationships that are clearly causing her.

I did thoroughly enjoy the chapter on Jim Harper.
Abilouise
Nov 13, 2018 rated it it was amazing
I started reading this book on the subway coming home from the library because my phone went dead and so I couldn't listen to podcasts and play stupid games. I got home, walking still reading it and 2 hours later realized I was still wearing an underwire bra because I hadn't put the book down yet. At 7:15 I decided that I needed to eat something and so put down the book and started writing about how much I like this book so you would all know as soon as possible.
Tanja
Oct 11, 2018 rated it it was ok
I didn't know anything about Lane Moore before reading her book but if I did I wouldn't have "wished" for it. I found the swearing throughout to be offensive and perhaps this is Lane's no nonsense way of speaking her truth, but it wasn't something I liked. I thought the title of her book and message misleading. I thought this book was going to be a survival guide for loners, but instead it was a series of chapters about Lane, ironically not being alone. There is a difference between being alone ...more
Sarah
Dec 28, 2018 rated it it was ok
I don't know I guess this is well written. It's just not for me. I felt like sending her a therapy bill for having to grind through all these tedious stories about her struggle to be with other people and to be alone, and her life trauma. She's a comedian so it's passably funny sometimes but not like HAHAHA funny (at all). Just blah.
Amanda Van Parys
It's been a while since I've read a book [basically] in one sitting. I really enjoyed this memoir that I didn't know was a memoir when I started reading it! Sad, funny, witty, and insightful. A great read if you're struggling with your personal history and identity. A great read even if you're not.
Meg - A Bookish Affair
Nov 24, 2018 rated it really liked it
Shelves: 2018, memoir, non-fiction
"How to be Alone" is a memoir by Lane Moore, most well known as an advice columnist or as the host of "Tinder Live." This memoir is filled with different stories from Moore's life that run the gamut of emotions, from heart-wrenching to hilarious. I didn't know what to expect from this book but was happy that I picked it up!

The book opens with a particularly sad story about how Lane Moore feels terribly alone to the point where she has no idea who to put down for an emergency contact. She feels l
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Castille
Oct 18, 2018 rated it it was amazing
See full review at SometimesSnarky.home.blog

Lane Moore is the cutest human, creating relatable comedic material that is so raw, you’ll want to cry and cuddle with her— partly because she point-blank states that she craves comfortable, platonic cuddling, and partly because you’ve realized, while reading, how much you crave it, too. And by the way, yes, I can say a woman is ‘cute’ and still be a feminist. I’m not saying it in a condescending way. I genuinely find Moore’s outlook on life and her s
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Huma Rashid
Dec 10, 2018 rated it did not like it
I got this bc I’d seen great reviews and love memoirs, but OMG it is basically unreadable. I hated it. And I don’t like the author at all. Ugh.
Colleen
Aug 30, 2018 rated it it was amazing
Shelves: read-in-2018
It’s hard to find the words to explain my feelings about this book. It’s so raw and authentic and honest that some parts hurt to read. The dark humour in it both lightened things up but also highlighted the pain Lane was (and is) dealing with.

If you like memoirs that hold nothing back and explore an aspect of the human condition that is key for all of us(love) then you need to read this book.
Andrienne
Sep 06, 2018 rated it really liked it
More like 3.5 stars. It was not the book I was expecting. I should have paid attention that the author was a relationship editor whose book would most likely be about finding a romantic relationship versus just finding a connection with someone. I was very interested in her experience living independently at a young age and having the guts to pursue what she wants. She details her mercurial adventures in dating and all the while, I keep thinking, she sure meets a lot of interesting characters; n ...more
Joy
Nov 27, 2018 rated it it was amazing
This is more than a memoir; this book invites you to into a confessional contract, the intimate trust of a deep story well told. Balancing candor and humor and pain and bravery in equal parts, Moore's "How to Be Alone" isn't an instructional manual, it's a demonstration closely tendered. You'll probably laugh sometimes and cry sometimes and think about all the people you've loved you couldn't connect with. But the biggest gift is that you'll look back on yourself over the years and see not only ...more
Stephanie LiVigni
Nov 13, 2018 rated it it was amazing
When I preordered this book, I felt like it was coming at just the right time in my life. Having now inhaled it in one sitting, I don't think there could have ever been a wrong time.

Moore can't help but imbibe every page with humor, regardless of the subject matter, and even when I was reading through tears (which I did no less than six times, folks!) I was laughing out loud.

I've struggled since high school with how to navigate romantic relationships. I wrote a paper in my junior year about my
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Taylor
Jan 06, 2019 rated it it was ok
The depressed, self centered ramblings of a chronically depressed woman about how horrible all her relationships are got old pretty fast. Basically a memoir of a very mundane woman with little excitement in her life. If I wasn’t reading this for a book club, it would have taken a place on my shelf for booms I couldn’t force myself to finish. It was very anti-climatic. There were a couple interesting points, but I kept finding my self skimming sections in hopes of reaching the end.
Anne-Marie
Jan 02, 2019 rated it did not like it
If you think being a conventionally attractive white woman is easy, think again. There has never been anyone on earth who’s had it harder than Lane Moore. She’s the most underprivileged person alive. Her parents were shittier than any other humans that have ever had children before or since. Her boyfriends were all monsters. Every apartment was a slum.

“I truly don’t know anyone with a family who doesn’t use them like a fucking credit card with every dollar matched by cash back rewards.” Bitch.
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Noorilhuda
Dec 31, 2018 rated it did not like it
The author's thoughts, actions and life are not interesting enough to warrant a book. Neither is her writing.

Insipid, at best.

Memorable quote:

When you have a lot of shine to you, as so many bighearted people often do, you can attract a lot of people easily, because people are drawn to it, that kind of light. It can be so easy to forget tat not everyone deserves your shine. But when you spend so much of your earliest years being told you have no shine at all, even though you're pretty sure maybe
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Katie Russo
Nov 09, 2018 rated it it was amazing
“You book that trip for yourself, you take yourself to dinner and enjoy it the same as if someone else took you out. You take all that love you keep giving to selfish idiots and try to throw some of it in the general direction of your own heart and you pray even a little bit of it sticks there.”
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I engulfed 95% of this book in one sitting the second I got it. I waited to read the last chapter because I wasn’t ready for it to be over yet. Never has a book so spot on encapsulated everything I’ve
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Michelle Mulligan
Nov 15, 2018 rated it it was amazing
Lane, you have crafted a modern masterpiece. Thank you so much for baring your soul with such bravery and skill. Anyone who has left a party thinking, "oh well, I guess I can say I went somewhere" will totally relate to this book.
I felt like I was a tourist in a strange and mesmerizing version of my own brain. Your voice was spectacular and moving the whole way. Prince Edward Island! Not Yet Check. A Deep and Embarrassing Hunger For Romance! Check.

As a fellow queer, bisexual woman, it meant eve
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Brendan McGuire
Nov 12, 2018 rated it it was amazing
I bought this book last week and it has seriously helped me in so many ways. Besides being incredibly entertaining and compelling, I relate so much to so many things written in this book and it has helped me see and feel things that have been true for me for a long time that I couldn't describe or identify. I'm in the middle of getting divorced, which has impacted my life a lot lately, and this book has helped me reconcile some of those feelings tremendously. I see so much of myself and my relat ...more
Alex Schmider
Nov 10, 2018 rated it it was amazing
For anyone who has ever felt alone, misunderstood, or misplaced in their life, read this book. While writing about very personal experiences, Moore has an incomparable way of making you feel a part of her journey and her part of yours. Where she finds and makes humor of the world is like no other author I’ve read, and is a much needed and welcomed voice on today’s bookshelves for literally everyone.
Claire Levy
Nov 09, 2018 rated it it was amazing
This book made me reflect on parts of my childhood and how they've impacted my relationships in a way that was deeply moving. You can hear Lane's voice so clearly through her writing it's like sitting down for a coffee together and listening to her tell her story. You feel how much she cares about you even though you've never met her, and long before the end of the book you care so much about her too, and wish you could just hold her hand and tell her she's not alone.
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Lane Moore is an award-winning stand-up comedian, writer, actor, and musician living in New York City. Paste Magazine named her #19 of the 75 Funniest People On Twitter, Brooklyn Magazine named her one of The 50 Funniest People in Brooklyn, BUST Magazine named her one of 10 Funny Ladies You Need To Be Watching, and Village Voice named her “Queen Of Disdain,” in their Best Of New York issue, Out Ma ...more
“The Friend Zone, while not always ideal, is still a goddamn gift, and really, the definition of true love. If you love someone, or even just care about them, as you claim to, you don’t mind the Friend Zone at all, because sure, fine, you don’t get to French them and stuff, but you get to know them and be close to them and hear all the dumb things that run through their minds and all the brilliant things that they don’t even know are brilliant. You get to know them and share the same air, and you’re alive at the same time, which is a gift in and of itself. If you don’t want the Friend Zone, you don’t want the girl. Simple as that.” 4 likes
“When I’m with friends now, as an adult, I don’t want to have polite adult tea and talk about our jobs. I don’t want to sit in dress pants while we talk about a New Yorker article. Not really. I want to lie on the couch, cozy in blankets, watching movies, feeling safe enough to pass out and stay the night if we want to. I want to turn English muffins into foundations for pizza bagels at ten p.m., even though they’re not as good as bagels and we know it. I want to tell each other things we can’t talk about online, or we can’t tell our coworkers, and to cry and still be lovable, even if we’re in pain sometimes. To break in front of each other, and pick up the pieces together, before making some dumb joke and telling each other we love each other and knowing we’re safe to be all of it.” 1 likes
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